Well, I made up all that ground and more. There were many silly possibilities for words that contained the the letters A, F, R, and T, but the center letter was I, so when everything revolves around I, you can’t live only on farts.

In other news, I’ve been watching old episodes of Last Week Tonight, and it’s really depressing because the world keeps getting worse and worse as time goes on. It’s like watching the last few minutes of the second season of Twin Peaks and then spending hours and hours knowing that’s what it’s building up to.

You know what’s going to happen, and yet…

Anyway, final sore 38 words, 184 points.